"Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Prince Omelette was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Prince Omelette was murdered, by Anarchy. The Democracy-haters do not wish me to tell you this. But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Prince Omelette will not have died in vain. You remember that, and we’ll celebrate an egg who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true. Right to the very end."